Saturday, April 23, 2005

Things I should not have to know:

100 fire ant bites can kill a small child.

Summer is termite season.

Termites have a season.

Wheel Estate is having a sale on double-wides.

Cockroaches are attracted to moisture.

Smoking near gas pumps is rightly illegal, but inside the gas station is just fine down south.

There are still McDonald's in this country with a smoking section.

These McDonald's still use styrofoam packaging.

Because the Walmart shopping experience is not dehumanizing enough, they have added the insulting measure of checking all products against receipts before you may leave.

It is not possible to say the words "I have been to Walmart four times today" without starting to cry.


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