Wild Swan

Thursday, February 02, 2006

I'm too tired to post anything real (why on Earth am I still awake at 1:29?), but due to house-sitting I've been absent and want to get something up. So I will give you an option: you can follow my link to read this response to President Bush's irrational fear of science State of the Union, or you can read this random internet silliness (or you can wait until tomorrow when you can see photos of a finished baby sweater and maybe, just maybe, Mark's Blazed and Confused sweater blocking):

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Molly Phariss!

The liquid inside Molly Phariss can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
Molly Phariss is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Molly Phariss.
The Eskimos have over fifty words for Molly Phariss.
Pacman was originally called Molly Pharissman.
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Molly Phariss from each salad served in first class.
Molly Phariss can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
Some hotels in Las Vegas have Molly Phariss floating in their swimming pools.
Molly Phariss is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
In her entire life, Molly Phariss will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.